a moment of sheer vanity?

i sometimes question what the hell women are thinking when they wake up and get dressed in the morning. i’m sitting here at the local community college job fair – any excuse to get out of the office – and i keep finding my eyes wandering back to this middle-aged woman who is making the table rounds. she is also a presenter and manning one of the tables across the way, and i keep thinking, ‘what is she thinking?!’

this woman has the biggest ass i’ve seen in a long time. seriously, it’s a big ass and it’s only accentuated by the too tight white slacks she has on. don’t get me wrong, i try so hard not to have a shallow attitude and it’s not that i think all women shouldn’t wear white pants. but, come on people, think before you leave the house.

the woman’s shirt is too small and tight and keeps riding up and sitting on her hips – so her ass looks bigger than what is probably actually is. and...the pants are so tight that you can see the cellulite and fat dimples in her upper legs and that huge ass. on top of all that, you can see her underwear – way too small and the poor woman has the biggest wedgie i’ve ever seen. please lady, go to the bathroom, pull the underwear out of your ass and pull that damn shirt down to cover something up!

for God’s sake women, just put on your grandma underwear and get over it!


theme music for the day:
metallica – ride the lightning album