thank you mullet man!

thank you for being you as i drove by you today on my way home...i saw you out of the corner of my eye, walking down the sidewalk, and i had to slow down. you with that swagger, those huge sunglasses from the early 90's...the ones that have the rainbow mirror tint and come down onto your cheeks and practically wrap around your entire head! and that hair, you have to have attitude to pull off that hair...long and straight in the back, feathered in the front. the whole thing moving with the wind, and what a windy day it was today...i guess aquanet is our friend! and was that a comb i saw poking out of your back pocket?

i laughed so hard that i cried...i almost had to pull the car over. if i would have had to pee at that moment, i would have peed my pants. thank God for the little things! it made me think of driving down main street in galipolis. for those of you not from ohio, galipolis is a speck on the map in the south eastern corner of the state...and it is trailer trash heaven! main street is nothing but trailer dealership after trailer dealership. i didn't think it was ever possible to fit so many trailers in one place, nor did i think that there would ever be a call so big that the entire main street of a town would be lined with them.

in the summer, people come out in droves to walk thru the trailers...looking to see what's new and improved. in their jacked up broncos, 1980's suburbans, out for a poke on the harley...all with the wife beater or no shirt at all, and hair...oh that hair, long and flowing in the wind. thank you mullet man, i needed that!