happy father's day :)
they were driving to school one day when she asked, "dad, why don't you and i have big breasts like mom?"
he almost snarfed his coffee and then pulled it together enough to respond with, "well, most men don't have breasts. and you're not done growing yet. but don't worry, you'll have boobs one day when you get older."
she looked down at her chest, with a hopeful smile across her lips, held her hands up to assess how it might all look some day in the future. suddenly her head popped up to look at him as she said, with some authoritative attitude, "dad, they're not boobs, they're breasts!"
that's my girl!