the fuz and me.

i think you know you're really friends with some one when you can call them up and ask them to pick you up a new purple dildo from the porn store on their way over to your place later to watch football. i think it's safe to say you might really be friends if that person knows in fact which dildo to pick up that would indeed be a suitable replacement for the one you just broke in half in the shower. just sayin'.