fuckers!

i truly believe that mosquitoes are the spawn of Satan himself. i mean seriously...what else could have produced such blood-sucking motherfuckers?! they love me. no, i'm serious, the LOVE me! they seek me out, hunt me down. it doesn't matter where i go or what i'm doing, they will find me and BITE! fuckers! they bit me all weekend...five in one place on my neck! what the fuck! then, just yesterday, they bit me on the bottom of my foot. the bottom of my foot!!! what the fuck! spawn of Satan i tell you! FUCKERS!